Don't Drink and Dance

So today, christmas eve as it is, I had a date... a very important date with a doctor at sunshine hospital. For anyone who doesn't know, I was lucky enough to break my foot in 2 places the day before Melbourne Cup... I was drunk, angy and I was dancing, need I say more?

Naturally I was estatic. You know, no plaster, means I could do things, like...walk...shower...lolz.

So I had my X-rays and was back with the doc. I could barely keep still as he took my plaster off! And then he turned around grabs this big bulky black thing and straps it onto my leg.

'There you go', he says.

A LEG BRACE? Seriously, please. Its like what bella swan has on her leg, except mine is uglier. Oh, followed by;

'It only cost $100 and you have to wear it for four weeks'

I suppose the message here is Dont Drink and Dance

TIP OF THE DAY: If you plan do the right thing, aka don't drink dance, and plan on drinking Bickfords lime cordial with soda water; OPEN THE SODA WATER SLOWLY if you dont want to be covered in it.